Bieber Prank
ShareYou have no idea for new office prank? You are ready for Justin Bieber Office attack… Before:
Archive for the jokes Category
Are You an Idiot?
ShareCheck it here: -If you use words like “asl”, “lol”,”hehehehehe”,”heh”,”lmao”,”lmfao”…You are an Idiot. -If you use similes alot ex: , …You are an Idiot. -If you have a site with aol progz…You are an Idiot.
Questions And Intelligent Answers
ShareQuestion and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS (Indian Administrative Services – THE most difficult examination in India . Candidates are graduate Officers now. Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took [...]
Scottish graveyard
ShareA Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring, “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man…” “Ach, who’d ever think…” he murmered, “there’d be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave…”
The Blonde Kidnapper
ShareA Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.” She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, [...]
Overweight Blonde
ShareA blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by [...]
Client is Always in Right – Round 1
Share Me: “I used dummy text to display the layout, it means nothing.” Client: “Well, it needs to all be in English so delete it all ASAP. I’ve seen this text in Apple’s word processor, are you copying Apple?” Me: “It’s Lorem Ipsum, standard dummy text used in mockups.” Client: “Your bullshitting me, take it [...]
Eyesight
ShareArthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.” His wife sympathises and [...]
Blondes On The Sun
ShareA Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’ The Blonde said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook [...]
Car Trouble
ShareA blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, ‘What’s the story?’ He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’ She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
In the Courtroom
Share* Lawyer: “And you check your radar unit frequently?” * Officer: “Yes, I do.” * Lawyer: “And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?” * Officer: “Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly.” *********************************************************** * Lawyer: “What happened then?” * Witness: “He told me, he says, ‘I have to [...]