ShareA Glaswegian stops before a graveyard in a Gorbals cemetery, and notices a carved tombstone declaring, “Here lies a lawyer and an honest man…” “Ach, who’d ever think…” he murmered, “there’d be enough room fer two men in that one wee grave…”
ShareA blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by [...]
Share Me: “I used dummy text to display the layout, it means nothing.” Client: “Well, it needs to all be in English so delete it all ASAP. I’ve seen this text in Apple’s word processor, are you copying Apple?” Me: “It’s Lorem Ipsum, standard dummy text used in mockups.” Client: “Your bullshitting me, take it [...]
Share* Lawyer: “And you check your radar unit frequently?” * Officer: “Yes, I do.” * Lawyer: “And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?” * Officer: “Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly.” *********************************************************** * Lawyer: “What happened then?” * Witness: “He told me, he says, ‘I have to [...]